How (NOT) to make a 7:45am Flight to Belize

First off, be a BIG Spender and pull into SHORT-TERM-Parking for $20 a day.
Then, miss your flight Anyway because You didn't print out your Boarding Pass ahead of time.
Next, pay a $150 fee, reschedule your flight, and try again tomorrow (Same Airline, Same Flight, Same Time).
That night, be sure to stay up until 12:45am.
Then, promptly OVERSLEEP; Wake Up at 6:03am.
Rush out the door at 6:30am (Bonus points if you do Not Eat Breakfast).
While flying down the Freeway, Marvel at the Really-Bad-Accident/TrafficJam on the Other side of the Freeway.
Get to the Discount-Shuttle-Parking-Lot at 6:52am (because you are actually NOT a Big Spender).
Park your vehicle across TWO parking spots.
When the Shuttle-Driver makes you re-park your car (the correct way), realize that he did you a Favor because you left your Passport IN THE CAR.
Tip your Driver when you get to the Airport.
Get to the Security Line at 7:10am.
Reflect on the moment; Realize that, in spite of your Best Efforts, you are actually 7 minutes ahead of yesterday's Pace.
Clear Security in 14 minutes.
Run Like Hell and get to your Gate minutes before it closes.
When you get to your Seat, be AMAZED... you have 3 seats completely to yourself.

Congratulations! You made the flight. Now don't forget to Praise Allah!!
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